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shelly's reaction to most of ILASGOC

shelly's really badass and kind of scary

she's b-2's mom

Shelly doesn't want to frick Amber or Courtney or anyone else because she don't need no man


Shelly is lame

shes lesbian and lesbian

courtney fricked shelly fricked courtney fricked shelly fricked courtney fricked shelly fricked courtney frieckKF SHE LlLL

hslely is my favorite

she also has some p cool earrings

dat e me shelylykf
Shelly Gorilla Warfare

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

shhelele y

ive been the one to deface this page the most but i feel an intense need to say that shelly is really great ic and ooc like

shellys really great and shes a super awesome friend and ive done her no justice by fucking with this

shelly is super great alright words cant explain that. shes a valuable friend like holy shit 

-~- courtney

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